Bossy Three-year-old Spends Day Telling Her Mom What to Do
Sun Comes Out As Soon As the Last Load of Laundry Comes Out of the Dryer
Mom Found Rocking in the Corner after Attempts to do More Laundry and Utilize the Drying Properties of the Clothesline Yields Only One Thing: RAIN
Family of Three Awoken 3 Times During the Night by (Thankfully) Faulty Smoke Alarm: Sheets Need to be Cleaned.
Record Achieved for Number of Videos Child Can Watch in One Stretch: Mom Says She'll do Anything to Ensure Child Gets the Rest She Needs to Kick this Cold
Same High Achieving Family also sets Record for Number of Futile Arguments Between Tired Mom and Sick Child
Stay at Home Mom Declares Sick Days with a 3YO "Boring and Unproductive"
42YO Woman Yanks Out Own Hair
"Do Not Make Cupcakes out of Angel Food Cake Mix", says Frustrated Woman as She Pitches her Ruined Muffin Tins in the Garbage
"The Wrong Side of the Door is the One I'm Always On", barks Dog
Caucasian Woman Insists Hardworking Husband Make His Own Dinner
Beautiful Princess Toddler Professes Undying Love for Mother: Mother Vows, "I'll Do It All Again Tomorrow!"
LOVE :)
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